seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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