Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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