She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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