how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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