Non-Jews are for practice
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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