He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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