Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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