TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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