i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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