A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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