Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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