What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
