Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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