I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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