another moral hangover. fuck.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Randomize
