I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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