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How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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