I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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