sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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