He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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