I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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