I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is it penis luge time yet?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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