That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
