a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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