i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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