about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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