Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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