: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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