im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
false alarm, still single
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