This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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