Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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