yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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