We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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