We won't sleep together?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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