I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think your dad took our porno
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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