mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You ruined the universe
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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