Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Randomize
