I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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