i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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