96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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