You're my little dorito
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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