But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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