NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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