it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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