rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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