i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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