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• (574): View more from Indiana

  pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Bisexual people are plain selfish.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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• (408): View more from California

  Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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• (631): View more from New York

  I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The struggles of a small town man whore

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.

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