Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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