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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.

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  Some perfection is debatable.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He passed out mid-signature

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip

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• (716): View more from New York

  So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.

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• (209): View more from California

  found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take

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• (845): View more from New York

  My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.

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• (805): View more from California

  Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.

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  My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.

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