do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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