I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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