Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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