this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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