how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
