I'd wear matching sweaters with you
this just has baby written all over it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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