there was a trapeze. enough said
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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