I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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