playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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